The Sunday (SPAM) Pickle

Anyone else get one of these?  I think it's hilarious.


FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
ROOM 4-230, KALANIANAOLE FOB
300 ALA MOANA BOULEVARD HONOLULU , HAWAII 96850-0053
http://www.fbi.gov
Email:garrity.robertg.robert994@gmail.com
Robert J. Garrity, Jr Deputy Assistant Director,
Records Management Division FBI

Before the House of Represenatatives, Subcommittee on International Terrorism, Nonproliferation and Human Rights Los Angeles, California

 Attn: Honourable Beneficiary.

We the Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI Honolulu) United States Of America have discovered through our intelligent monitoring network that you have a transaction going on as either inheritance payment,job offer,Lottery or contract payment in a tone of Millions of United States Dollars which have been approved but have not been settled.

 This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract / inheritance file after close monitoring and found out why you have not received your payment,both on your part and on the part of your debtors.    Secondly we have been informed that you are still dealing with the non officials in the bank who are attempting to secure the release of your fund to you.

 We wish to advise you that this is illegal and you should stop further communication with them forthwith because such an illegal act like this can lead to cancellation of your fund.

 We have been having so many complains from people who have been scammed around the world hence,after concluding in a meeting with members of the International Monetary Fund (IMF),United Nations(UN) and all the presidents in africa and UK concerning these, we came to a conclusion that every payment will be made through the Citi finance Int'l Corporation,New York. We also concluded on the use of Swift cable Wire Transfer as the only direct means to pay all beneficiaries.

 This is to inform you that we have just pass a NOTIFICATION to the United Nations to pay you an accumulated deposited funds of US$8,300,000.00.

By this method, from the financial houses there is no limit.So if you would like to receive your funds in this way please send your following information to the paying bank via the United Nations Representative.
 1. Full Name
 2. Full Address (P.O box not acceptable)
 3. Phone and fax #
 4. Your age, sex and current occupation .

We immediately instruct you to contact Dr JOhn Phillips with the email contact below.Below are the contact details of the United Nations Representative in the United Kingdom to whom you will send your information for the processing of the fund as soon as possible:

CONTACT: Dr.John Phillips
HEAD OF COMMUNICATION
DEBT SETTLEMENT COMMISSION
United Nations Association of the UK
3 Whitehall Court,
London SW1A 2EL.
EMAIL:jpjphillips27@gmail.com

 The DEBT SETTLEMENT COMMISSION has been mandated to issue out your payments for this fiscal year 2008. Also for your information, you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) who claim that to be established agents using it to defraud innocent people worldwide.This is to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment.

THANKS FOR LISTENING TO OUR ADVISE

Faithfully,

MR .ROBERT S. Garrity, III
 FOR CORPORATE AFFAIRS
 FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI  Honolulu))
 Los Angeles , California
 UNITED STATES OF AMERICA